Funny Hacked Animation Joke

User

create Funny animation that will show to user when they online like your computer is hacked

Assistant

Here’s a funny concept for an animation that looks like a “your computer is hacked” alert — but it's all in good humor and ends with a light twist to reveal it’s a joke.

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### 🖥️ **Concept: "You've Been Hacked… Just Kidding!"**

**Animation Steps (can be done with JavaScript + CSS + Vue/React or plain HTML):**

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### 🔹 Step 1: Flashing Fake Terminal (3 sec)
– Show a full-screen black overlay with green text like:

Initializing breach protocol...
  Accessing system files...
  Uploading brain to the cloud...
  💀 YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED 💀

– Typewriter effect with fake progress bars.

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### 🔹 Step 2: Red Alert Vibration (2 sec)
– Screen turns red with big shaking text:

🔥 SYSTEM COMPROMISED 🔥
  SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3... 2... 1...

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### 🔹 Step 3: Freeze Moment
– Everything stops for 1 second.
– Then a tiny spinner says: "Verifying joke.exe…"

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### 🔹 Step 4: Reveal the Prank (Final)
– Big laughing emoji appears 🤣
– Text fades in:

😂 Relax! You're online — not hacked.
  But nice reflexes! 🕵️‍♂️

– Optionally, a button:

[I Needed That Laugh 😅]

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### 💡 Bonus Touch:
Add sound effects — sci-fi beep for typing, siren for alert, and a laugh sound at the end (optional toggle).

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Would you like this animation as a **Vue component**, **HTML/CSS/JS snippet**, or maybe integrated into your existing Vue/Laravel app?

User

Vue component, HTML/CSS/JS snippet Yes also add sound

Assistant

{
"name": "FunnyHackedAnimation",
"type": "code/vue",
"content": "n n n {{ line }}n nn n SYSTEM COMPROMISED 🔥n SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3… 2… 1…n nn n 🤣 Relax! You're online — not hacked.n But nice reflexes! 🕵️‍♂️n I Needed That Laugh 😅n nn n n n nnn

<script>
nimport { ref, onMounted } from 'vue'nnconst show = ref(false)nconst stage = ref('terminal')nconst terminalLines = ref([])nconst terminalScript = [n  'Initializing breach protocol...',n  'Accessing system files...',n  'Uploading brain to the cloud...',n  '💀 YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED 💀'n]nnconst typeSound = ref(null)nconst alertSound = ref(null)nconst laughSound = ref(null)nnonMounted(() => {n  // Simulate online checkn  window.addEventListener('online', triggerPrank)n})nnfunction triggerPrank() {n  if (show.value) returnn  show.value = truen  playTerminalTyping(0)n}nnfunction playTerminalTyping(index) {n  if (index < terminalScript.length) {n    typeSound.value.play()n    terminalLines.value.push(terminalScript[index])n    setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(index + 1), 1000)n  } else {n    setTimeout(() => {n      stage.value = 'alert'n      alertSound.value.play()n      setTimeout(() => {n        stage.value = 'prank'n        laughSound.value.play()n      }, 2000)n    }, 1000)n  }n}nnfunction dismiss() {n  show.value = falsen  stage.value = 'terminal'n  terminalLines.value = []n}n
</script>

nn

<style>
n.hacked-overlay {n  position: fixed;n  top: 0;n  left: 0;n  height: 100vh;n  width: 100vw;n  background: black;n  color: lime;n  z-index: 9999;n  display: flex;n  align-items: center;n  justify-content: center;n  flex-direction: column;n  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;n}nn.terminal p {n  margin: 5px 0;n}nn.alert {n  background-color: red;n  color: white;n  text-align: center;n  animation: shake 0.5s infinite;n  padding: 2rem;n}nn.prank {n  background-color: #fff;n  color: #333;n  text-align: center;n  padding: 2rem;n  border-radius: 12px;n}nn.prank button {n  margin-top: 1rem;n  padding: 0.5rem 1rem;n  background-color: #ffcc00;n  border: none;n  border-radius: 8px;n  font-weight: bold;n  cursor: pointer;n}nn@keyframes shake {n  0% { transform: translate(1px, 1px); }n  25% { transform: translate(-1px, -2px); }n  50% { transform: translate(-3px, 0px); }n  75% { transform: translate(2px, 1px); }n  100% { transform: translate(1px, -1px); }n}n
</style>

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}

Assistant

✅ The funny “You’ve Been Hacked” animation Vue component is ready!

### ✅ Setup Steps:
1. 🎵 Place these 3 sound files in your `/public/sounds/` folder:
– `type.mp3` – classic terminal typing
– `alert.mp3` – alarm/siren sound
– `laugh.mp3` – laugh sound effect

2. 💡 It triggers **when the user comes online** (`navigator.onLine === true`).

3. 📦 You can import and place the component in your main layout like:

<FunnyHackedAnimation />

Want to trigger it manually (e.g., with a button click), or add a “Don't show again” setting in localStorage? I can add that too.

User

download sounds

Assistant

Certainly! Here are some free, high-quality sound effects you can use for your Vue animation:

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### 🎧 1. Typing Sound Effect

**Option 1:**
– **Source:** Pixabay
– **Description:** A realistic keyboard typing sound, perfect for simulating terminal input.
– **Download:** [Typing On Keyboard – Pixabay](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/typing-on-keyboard-112811/)

**Option 2:**
– **Source:** Mixkit
– **Description:** A classic keyboard typing sound effect.
– **Download:** [Keyboard Typing – Mixkit](https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/typing/)

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### 🚨 2. Alarm/Siren Sound Effect

**Option 1:**
– **Source:** Pixabay
– **Description:** An intense police siren sound effect.
– **Download:** [Police Siren Sound Effect – Pixabay](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/police-siren-112819/)

**Option 2:**
– **Source:** Mixkit
– **Description:** A classic alarm sound effect.
– **Download:** [Alarm Sound – Mixkit](https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/alarm/)

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### 😂 3. Laugh Sound Effect

**Option 1:**
– **Source:** Pixabay
– **Description:** A funny laugh sound effect to lighten the mood.
– **Download:** [Funny Laughing Sound Effect – Pixabay](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/funny-laughing-112817/)

**Option 2:**
– **Source:** Mixkit
– **Description:** A collection of laugh sound effects.
– **Download:** [Laugh Sound Effects – Mixkit](https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/laugh/)

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### 📁 How to Use

1. **Download** the desired sound effects from the links above.
2. **Place** them in your project's `/public/sounds/` directory.
3. **Reference** them in your Vue component as shown in the previous code snippet.

If you need assistance with integrating these sounds into your project or have any other questions, feel free to ask!

User

I want to download it freely

Assistant

Certainly! Here are some free, high-quality sound effects you can use for your Vue animation:

—

### 🎧 1. Typing Sound Effect

**Option 1:**
– **Source:** Pixabay
– **Description:** A realistic keyboard typing sound, perfect for simulating terminal input.
– **Download:** [Typing On Keyboard – Pixabay](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/typing-on-keyboard-112811/)

**Option 2:**
– **Source:** Mixkit
– **Description:** A classic keyboard typing sound effect.
– **Download:** [Keyboard Typing – Mixkit](https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/typing/)

—

### 🚨 2. Alarm/Siren Sound Effect

**Option 1:**
– **Source:** Pixabay
– **Description:** An intense police siren sound effect.
– **Download:** [Police Siren Sound Effect – Pixabay](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/police-siren-112819/)

**Option 2:**
– **Source:** Mixkit
– **Description:** A classic alarm sound effect.
– **Download:** [Alarm Sound – Mixkit](https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/alarm/)

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### 😂 3. Laugh Sound Effect

**Option 1:**
– **Source:** Pixabay
– **Description:** A funny laugh sound effect to lighten the mood.
– **Download:** [Funny Laughing Sound Effect – Pixabay](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/funny-laughing-112817/)

**Option 2:**
– **Source:** Mixkit
– **Description:** A collection of laugh sound effects.
– **Download:** [Laugh Sound Effects – Mixkit](https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/laugh/)

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### 📁 How to Use

1. **Download** the desired sound effects from the links above.
2. **Place** them in your project's `/public/sounds/` directory.
3. **Reference** them in your Vue component as shown in the previous code snippet.

If you need assistance with integrating these sounds into your project or have any other questions, feel free to ask!

User

Make this work with current adminonline in FrontVue

Assistant

To integrate the **funny hacked animation** with your existing `adminOnline` logic in your **FrontLayout.vue** or main `FrontVue` view, here’s what you can do:

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### ✅ Goal:
– Show the animation **only when admin is online** and the user comes online (e.g., reconnects).
– Prevent it from showing on every refresh.
– Include the `FunnyHackedAnimation.vue` component we just created.

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### ✅ Step-by-step Integration

#### 1. **Make sure you have `useAdminStatus()`**
Your current code should already have:

import { useAdminStatus } from '@/composables/useAdminStatus'

Make sure it returns `isAdminOnline`.

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#### 2. **Update `FrontLayout.vue` (or main user layout)**

<script setup>
import { ref, watchEffect, onMounted } from 'vue'
import { useAdminStatus } from '@/composables/useAdminStatus'
import FunnyHackedAnimation from '@/components/FunnyHackedAnimation.vue'

const { isAdminOnline } = useAdminStatus()
const showAnimation = ref(false)

onMounted(() => {
  window.addEventListener('online', () => {
    if (isAdminOnline.value && !localStorage.getItem('seenHackedJoke')) {
      showAnimation.value = true
      localStorage.setItem('seenHackedJoke', 'true')
    }
  })
})
</script>

<template>
  <div>
    <!-- your layout or router-view -->
    <RouterView />

    <FunnyHackedAnimation v-if="showAnimation" @close="showAnimation = false" />
  </div>
</template>

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#### 3. **Emit close from `FunnyHackedAnimation.vue`**

Inside `FunnyHackedAnimation.vue`, emit a close event:

<!-- update button @click -->
<button @click="$emit('close')">I Needed That Laugh 😅</button>

And remove `show` logic from inside the animation component since the parent controls visibility.

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✅ Now:
– The prank will trigger only if the **admin is online** and the **user comes online**.
– It will run **once per session** thanks to `localStorage`.
– You can reset it in dev tools to see again: `localStorage.removeItem('seenHackedJoke')`.

Would you like me to add a timed reset (e.g. every 24 hours) or cookie-based fallback?

User

give me full and updated code

Assistant

{
"updates": [
{
"pattern": ".*",
"replacement": "n n n {{ line }}n nn n SYSTEM COMPROMISED 🔥n SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3… 2… 1…n nn n 🤣 Relax! You're online — not hacked.n But nice reflexes! 🕵️‍♂️n I Needed That Laugh 😅n nn n n n nnn

<script>
nimport { ref, watchEffect } from 'vue'nnconst stage = ref('terminal')nconst terminalLines = ref([])nconst terminalScript = [n  'Initializing breach protocol...',n  'Accessing system files...',n  'Uploading brain to the cloud...',n  '💀 YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED 💀'n]nnconst typeSound = ref(null)nconst alertSound = ref(null)nconst laughSound = ref(null)nnwatchEffect(() => {n  playTerminalTyping(0)n})nnfunction playTerminalTyping(index) {n  if (index < terminalScript.length) {n    typeSound.value?.play()n    terminalLines.value.push(terminalScript[index])n    setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(index + 1), 1000)n  } else {n    setTimeout(() => {n      stage.value = 'alert'n      alertSound.value?.play()n      setTimeout(() => {n        stage.value = 'prank'n        laughSound.value?.play()n      }, 2000)n    }, 1000)n  }n}n
</script>

nn

<style>
n.hacked-overlay {n  position: fixed;n  top: 0;n  left: 0;n  height: 100vh;n  width: 100vw;n  background: black;n  color: lime;n  z-index: 9999;n  display: flex;n  align-items: center;n  justify-content: center;n  flex-direction: column;n  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;n}nn.terminal p {n  margin: 5px 0;n}nn.alert {n  background-color: red;n  color: white;n  text-align: center;n  animation: shake 0.5s infinite;n  padding: 2rem;n}nn.prank {n  background-color: #fff;n  color: #333;n  text-align: center;n  padding: 2rem;n  border-radius: 12px;n}nn.prank button {n  margin-top: 1rem;n  padding: 0.5rem 1rem;n  background-color: #ffcc00;n  border: none;n  border-radius: 8px;n  font-weight: bold;n  cursor: pointer;n}nn@keyframes shake {n  0% { transform: translate(1px, 1px); }n  25% { transform: translate(-1px, -2px); }n  50% { transform: translate(-3px, 0px); }n  75% { transform: translate(2px, 1px); }n  100% { transform: translate(1px, -1px); }n}n
</style>

"
}
]
}

Assistant

✅ Here's the full setup for your **FunnyHackedAnimation.vue** now ready to be used in your layout.

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### ✅ Add to `FrontLayout.vue`

<script setup>
import { ref, onMounted } from 'vue'
import { useAdminStatus } from '@/composables/useAdminStatus'
import FunnyHackedAnimation from '@/components/FunnyHackedAnimation.vue'

const { isAdminOnline } = useAdminStatus()
const showAnimation = ref(false)

onMounted(() => {
  window.addEventListener('online', () => {
    if (isAdminOnline.value && !localStorage.getItem('seenHackedJoke')) {
      showAnimation.value = true
      localStorage.setItem('seenHackedJoke', 'true')
    }
  })
})
</script>

<template>
  <div>
    <RouterView />
    <FunnyHackedAnimation v-if="showAnimation" @close="showAnimation = false" />
  </div>
</template>

—

### ✅ Sound Files

Put these 3 sound files in `/public/sounds/`:

1. 🔊 `type.mp3` – [Download](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/typing-on-keyboard-112811/)
2. 🚨 `alert.mp3` – [Download](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/police-siren-112819/)
3. 😂 `laugh.mp3` – [Download](https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/funny-laughing-112817/)

—

Let me know if you want to reset the prank daily, add a skip option, or animate it with more drama 😄

User

also give option to return to main page

Assistant

{
"updates": [
{
"pattern": ".*",
"replacement": "n n n {{ line }}n nn n SYSTEM COMPROMISED 🔥n SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3… 2… 1…n nn n 🤣 Relax! You're online — not hacked.n But nice reflexes! 🕵️‍♂️n n I Needed That Laugh 😅n Return to Main Page 🏠n n nn n n n nnn

<script>
nimport { ref, watchEffect } from 'vue'nimport { useRouter } from 'vue-router'nnconst stage = ref('terminal')nconst terminalLines = ref([])nconst terminalScript = [n  'Initializing breach protocol...',n  'Accessing system files...',n  'Uploading brain to the cloud...',n  '💀 YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED 💀'n]nnconst typeSound = ref(null)nconst alertSound = ref(null)nconst laughSound = ref(null)nnconst router = useRouter()nnwatchEffect(() => {n  playTerminalTyping(0)n})nnfunction playTerminalTyping(index) {n  if (index < terminalScript.length) {n    typeSound.value?.play()n    terminalLines.value.push(terminalScript[index])n    setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(index + 1), 1000)n  } else {n    setTimeout(() => {n      stage.value = 'alert'n      alertSound.value?.play()n      setTimeout(() => {n        stage.value = 'prank'n        laughSound.value?.play()n      }, 2000)n    }, 1000)n  }n}nnfunction goHome() {n  router.push('/')n}n
</script>

nn

<style>
n.hacked-overlay {n  position: fixed;n  top: 0;n  left: 0;n  height: 100vh;n  width: 100vw;n  background: black;n  color: lime;n  z-index: 9999;n  display: flex;n  align-items: center;n  justify-content: center;n  flex-direction: column;n  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;n}nn.terminal p {n  margin: 5px 0;n}nn.alert {n  background-color: red;n  color: white;n  text-align: center;n  animation: shake 0.5s infinite;n  padding: 2rem;n}nn.prank {n  background-color: #fff;n  color: #333;n  text-align: center;n  padding: 2rem;n  border-radius: 12px;n}nn.button-group {n  display: flex;n  gap: 1rem;n  justify-content: center;n  margin-top: 1.5rem;n}nn.prank button {n  padding: 0.5rem 1rem;n  background-color: #ffcc00;n  border: none;n  border-radius: 8px;n  font-weight: bold;n  cursor: pointer;n}nn@keyframes shake {n  0% { transform: translate(1px, 1px); }n  25% { transform: translate(-1px, -2px); }n  50% { transform: translate(-3px, 0px); }n  75% { transform: translate(2px, 1px); }n  100% { transform: translate(1px, -1px); }n}n
</style>

"
}
]
}

Assistant

✅ Update complete! Your prank component now includes a **“Return to Main Page 🏠”** button alongside the “I Needed That Laugh” button.

It uses Vue Router’s `router.push('/')` to send users back to the homepage.

Let me know if you want this route to be dynamic (e.g., remember the last page or redirect to dashboard, etc.)!

User

Uncaught (in promise) NotAllowedError: play() failed because the user didn't interact with the document first. https://goo.gl/xX8pDD

Assistant

{
"updates": [
{
"pattern": ".*",
"replacement": "n n n {{ line }}n nn n SYSTEM COMPROMISED 🔥n SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3… 2… 1…n nn n 🤣 Relax! You're online — not hacked.n But nice reflexes! 🕵️‍♂️n n I Needed That Laugh 😅n Return to Main Page 🏠n n nn n n n nnn

<script>
nimport { ref } from 'vue'nimport { useRouter } from 'vue-router'nnconst stage = ref('clickToStart')nconst terminalLines = ref([])nconst terminalScript = [n  'Initializing breach protocol...',n  'Accessing system files...',n  'Uploading brain to the cloud...',n  '💀 YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED 💀'n]nnconst typeSound = ref(null)nconst alertSound = ref(null)nconst laughSound = ref(null)nnconst router = useRouter()nnfunction startPrank() {n  if (stage.value !== 'clickToStart') returnn  stage.value = 'terminal'n  playTerminalTyping(0)n}nnfunction playTerminalTyping(index) {n  if (index < terminalScript.length) {n    typeSound.value?.play().catch(() => {})n    terminalLines.value.push(terminalScript[index])n    setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(index + 1), 1000)n  } else {n    setTimeout(() => {n      stage.value = 'alert'n      alertSound.value?.play().catch(() => {})n      setTimeout(() => {n        stage.value = 'prank'n        laughSound.value?.play().catch(() => {})n      }, 2000)n    }, 1000)n  }n}nnfunction goHome() {n  router.push('/')n}n
</script>

nn

<style>
n.hacked-overlay {n  position: fixed;n  top: 0;n  left: 0;n  height: 100vh;n  width: 100vw;n  background: black;n  color: lime;n  z-index: 9999;n  display: flex;n  align-items: center;n  justify-content: center;n  flex-direction: column;n  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;n  cursor: pointer;n}nn.terminal p {n  margin: 5px 0;n}nn.alert {n  background-color: red;n  color: white;n  text-align: center;n  animation: shake 0.5s infinite;n  padding: 2rem;n}nn.prank {n  background-color: #fff;n  color: #333;n  text-align: center;n  padding: 2rem;n  border-radius: 12px;n  cursor: default;n}nn.button-group {n  display: flex;n  gap: 1rem;n  justify-content: center;n  margin-top: 1.5rem;n}nn.prank button {n  padding: 0.5rem 1rem;n  background-color: #ffcc00;n  border: none;n  border-radius: 8px;n  font-weight: bold;n  cursor: pointer;n}nn@keyframes shake {n  0% { transform: translate(1px, 1px); }n  25% { transform: translate(-1px, -2px); }n  50% { transform: translate(-3px, 0px); }n  75% { transform: translate(2px, 1px); }n  100% { transform: translate(1px, -1px); }n}n
</style>

"
}
]
}

Assistant

✅ Fixed! Now the animation starts only **after the user clicks anywhere on the screen**, which resolves the `NotAllowedError` from trying to play sounds without user interaction.

The “ now uses `@click="startPrank"` to trigger the sequence safely.

Let me know if you want to show a “Click to Begin” message before the prank starts!

User

but we don't want user interaction

Assistant

{
"updates": [
{
"pattern": ".*",
"replacement": "n n n {{ line }}n nn n SYSTEM COMPROMISED 🔥n SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3… 2… 1…n nn n 🤣 Relax! You're online — not hacked.n But nice reflexes! 🕵️‍♂️n n I Needed That Laugh 😅n Return to Main Page 🏠n n nn n n n nnn

<script>
nimport { ref, onMounted } from 'vue'nimport { useRouter } from 'vue-router'nnconst stage = ref('terminal')nconst terminalLines = ref([])nconst terminalScript = [n  'Initializing breach protocol...',n  'Accessing system files...',n  'Uploading brain to the cloud...',n  '💀 YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED 💀'n]nnconst typeSound = ref(null)nconst alertSound = ref(null)nconst laughSound = ref(null)nnconst router = useRouter()nnonMounted(() => {n  // Let browser settle before trying to play soundsn  setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(0), 500)n})nnfunction playTerminalTyping(index) {n  if (index < terminalScript.length) {n    typeSound.value?.play().catch(() => {})n    terminalLines.value.push(terminalScript[index])n    setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(index + 1), 1000)n  } else {n    setTimeout(() => {n      stage.value = 'alert'n      alertSound.value?.play().catch(() => {})n      setTimeout(() => {n        stage.value = 'prank'n        laughSound.value?.play().catch(() => {})n      }, 2000)n    }, 1000)n  }n}nnfunction goHome() {n  router.push('/')n}n
</script>

nn

<style>
n.hacked-overlay {n  position: fixed;n  top: 0;n  left: 0;n  height: 100vh;n  width: 100vw;n  background: black;n  color: lime;n  z-index: 9999;n  display: flex;n  align-items: center;n  justify-content: center;n  flex-direction: column;n  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;n}nn.terminal p {n  margin: 5px 0;n}nn.alert {n  background-color: red;n  color: white;n  text-align: center;n  animation: shake 0.5s infinite;n  padding: 2rem;n}nn.prank {n  background-color: #fff;n  color: #333;n  text-align: center;n  padding: 2rem;n  border-radius: 12px;n}nn.button-group {n  display: flex;n  gap: 1rem;n  justify-content: center;n  margin-top: 1.5rem;n}nn.prank button {n  padding: 0.5rem 1rem;n  background-color: #ffcc00;n  border: none;n  border-radius: 8px;n  font-weight: bold;n  cursor: pointer;n}nn@keyframes shake {n  0% { transform: translate(1px, 1px); }n  25% { transform: translate(-1px, -2px); }n  50% { transform: translate(-3px, 0px); }n  75% { transform: translate(2px, 1px); }n  100% { transform: translate(1px, -1px); }n}n
</style>

"
}
]
}

Assistant

✅ Updated! Now the prank runs automatically **without user interaction**, and we've removed the `@click` requirement.

🔊 Note: Some browsers may still block auto-playing audio unless muted or triggered by interaction. To ensure full reliability:
– You could preload and play muted initially to "unlock" audio.
– Or show a silent animation fallback if audio fails.

Let me know if you’d like a fallback message or a silent mode detection!

User

still showing samer error FunnyHack.vue?t=1745074750792:44 Uncaught (in promise) NotAllowedError: play() failed because the user didn't interact with the document first. https://goo.gl/xX8pDD

Assistant

The `NotAllowedError` you're seeing is a **browser security feature**: most browsers will **block autoplay of audio** unless there's a **user interaction first** (like a click or keypress). Even with a `setTimeout`, it's still considered autoplay and will be blocked.

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### ✅ Fix: Graceful Fallback

We can **preload the audio silently** (play it muted first), and **unlock the audio context** once the user interacts anywhere on the page. Here's how:

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### ✅ Updated `onMounted` Logic (deferred audio unlock)

onMounted(() => {
  const unlockAudio = () => {
    // Try to unlock all sounds silently
    [typeSound, alertSound, laughSound].forEach((audioRef) => {
      try {
        audioRef.value.volume = 0
        audioRef.value.play().then(() => {
          audioRef.value.pause()
          audioRef.value.currentTime = 0
          audioRef.value.volume = 1
        }).catch(() => {})
      } catch (e) {}
    })

    document.removeEventListener('click', unlockAudio)
    playTerminalTyping(0)
  }

  // Wait for first user interaction
  document.addEventListener('click', unlockAudio)
})

—

### 💡 Explanation:

– It sets each audio file to 0 volume and plays it once to **“unlock” the autoplay permission**.
– Once “unlocked,” it resets the audio state and restores the volume.
– The actual prank typing then starts right after.

—

### 🛠️ Add One Line to Notify the User (Optional UI Hint)

In the `template`, add a quick notice:

<div v-if="stage === 'terminal' && terminalLines.length === 0">
  <p>🖱️ Click anywhere to begin the prank!</p>
</div>

—

### ✅ Summary

You cannot autoplay audio without **any** interaction due to browser restrictions. This solution ensures:
– Audio works after first interaction.
– No console error.
– Prank begins automatically (just needs one click anywhere).

Want me to update your full component with this logic directly?

User

Use below compaosable
export function useSound(src:string){
const audio=new Audio(src);
const play=()=>{
audio.currentTime=0
audio.play().catch(() => {})
}
return {play}
}

Assistant

{
"updates": [
{
"pattern": ".*",
"replacement": "n n n {{ line }}n nn n SYSTEM COMPROMISED 🔥n SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3… 2… 1…n nn n 🤣 Relax! You're online — not hacked.n But nice reflexes! 🕵️‍♂️n n I Needed That Laugh 😅n Return to Main Page 🏠n n n nnn

<script>
nimport { ref, onMounted } from 'vue'nimport { useRouter } from 'vue-router'nimport { useSound } from '@/composables/useSound'nnconst stage = ref('terminal')nconst terminalLines = ref([])nconst terminalScript = [n  'Initializing breach protocol...',n  'Accessing system files...',n  'Uploading brain to the cloud...',n  '💀 YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING HACKED 💀'n]nnconst { play: playType } = useSound('/sounds/type.mp3')nconst { play: playAlert } = useSound('/sounds/alert.mp3')nconst { play: playLaugh } = useSound('/sounds/laugh.mp3')nnconst router = useRouter()nnonMounted(() => {n  // Let browser settle before trying to play soundsn  setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(0), 500)n})nnfunction playTerminalTyping(index) {n  if (index < terminalScript.length) {n    playType()n    terminalLines.value.push(terminalScript[index])n    setTimeout(() => playTerminalTyping(index + 1), 1000)n  } else {n    setTimeout(() => {n      stage.value = 'alert'n      playAlert()n      setTimeout(() => {n        stage.value = 'prank'n        playLaugh()n      }, 2000)n    }, 1000)n  }n}nnfunction goHome() {n  router.push('/')n}n
</script>

nn

<style>
n.hacked-overlay {n  position: fixed;n  top: 0;n  left: 0;n  height: 100vh;n  width: 100vw;n  background: black;n  color: lime;n  z-index: 9999;n  display: flex;n  align-items: center;n  justify-content: center;n  flex-direction: column;n  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;n}nn.terminal p {n  margin: 5px 0;n}nn.alert {n  background-color: red;n  color: white;n  text-align: center;n  animation: shake 0.5s infinite;n  padding: 2rem;n}nn.prank {n  background-color: #fff;n  color: #333;n  text-align: center;n  padding: 2rem;n  border-radius: 12px;n}nn.button-group {n  display: flex;n  gap: 1rem;n  justify-content: center;n  margin-top: 1.5rem;n}nn.prank button {n  padding: 0.5rem 1rem;n  background-color: #ffcc00;n  border: none;n  border-radius: 8px;n  font-weight: bold;n  cursor: pointer;n}nn@keyframes shake {n  0% { transform: translate(1px, 1px); }n  25% { transform: translate(-1px, -2px); }n  50% { transform: translate(-3px, 0px); }n  75% { transform: translate(2px, 1px); }n  100% { transform: translate(1px, -1px); }n}n
</style>

"
}
]
}

Assistant

✅ Done! Your component now uses the `useSound` composable for playing audio, which helps simplify audio control and avoids referencing “ elements directly.

If you're still facing autoplay restrictions, you can combine this with the “unlock on first user interaction” logic as needed. Want me to add that too for safety?

User

return to main page not working

Assistant

Thanks! If the **“Return to Main Page”** button isn't working, it's likely because the router instance isn't functioning correctly within the component, or your base path `/` doesn’t resolve as expected.

Here are **2 safe fixes** you can try:

—

### ✅ Fix 1: Use `window.location.href` instead of Vue Router

This is the most reliable way in this prank scenario:

function goHome() {
  window.location.href = '/'
}

Replace your current `goHome()` function with this.

—

### ✅ Fix 2: Use Named Route (if defined)

If your home page uses a named route like `'home'`, use:

router.push({ name: 'home' })

And make sure your route is declared like:

{ path: '/', name: 'home', component: HomePage }

—

### 🔧 Suggested Update for Your Component

You likely want to use Fix 1 in a prank context. Here's the final change:

function goHome() {
  window.location.href = '/'
}

Let me know if you'd like me to update the code directly in your canvas!

User

create useAdminStatus

Assistant

Here’s the `useAdminStatus` composable you can create under `src/composables/useAdminStatus.js` or `.ts` (depending on your setup):

—

### ✅ `useAdminStatus.ts`

import { ref, onUnmounted } from 'vue'
import { getFirestore, doc, onSnapshot } from 'firebase/firestore'

export function useAdminStatus() {
  const isAdminOnline = ref(false)
  const lastSeen = ref<Date | null>(null)

  const db = getFirestore()
  const adminStatusDoc = doc(db, 'system', 'adminStatus')

  const unsubscribe = onSnapshot(adminStatusDoc, (snapshot) => {
    const data = snapshot.data()
    isAdminOnline.value = !!data?.online
    lastSeen.value = data?.timestamp ? new Date(data.timestamp.toDate?.() || data.timestamp) : null
  })

  onUnmounted(() => {
    unsubscribe()
  })

  return { isAdminOnline, lastSeen }
}

—

### 🔍 Firestore Document Path
This composable listens to:

/system/adminStatus

So your Firestore should have a document:
– Collection: `system`
– Doc ID: `adminStatus`
– Fields: `online` (boolean), `timestamp` (Firebase Timestamp)

—

Let me know if you want to integrate this check directly into the prank or conditionally show the prank only if `isAdminOnline.value === true`.

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